The USELESS PLAYBOYS was the "swing noir" band that Billy Pitman and I co-founded, circa - 1989, which evolved from our duo The TRUE DETECTIVES. We toured extensively throughout the U.S., including stints with El-Vez and The Reverend Horton Heat. We sadly broke up in 1995 after recording a never released CD which I may still put out one day, if anyone's still interested?

ON SAFARI 45	"Big" Mike Geier & Me.
Press Kit	USELESS PLAYBOYS drug of choice!
Ride'em Cowboy!	FINAL LINE-UP: (clockwise from me) Jonny Cecka-bass, Billy Pitman-guitar, "Big" Mike Geier-vocals, Mike "Soupy" Sessa-drums.